The Birth of the Cleanest President

Things are going to get worse before they get better, but then we will have transparency.

In 2056 — America will, for the first time, have the option of voting for a perfectly clean candidate. They will be unmarred by business scandal, sex scandal, embarrassing youtube content or teenage angsty poems. They will be, for all intents and purposes — the perfect Presidential candidate at the age of 37.

This isn’t an abstract number. I believe that it is only now, in 2019, that parents are fully grasping the damage an online presence can have on…